it's Matthew Faux...bitches.

New Fragrance by Fay Marshall - Faygrance by Fay

Commercial spot for the release of Fay Marshall’s new Fragrance, “Faygrance” by Fay. Available in select department stores nation wide. Mothballs, Sardines, Cigarettes and Old Lady Lipstick. Have you lost your Faith? (Fayth) … Wanna turn up the Fahrenheit? (Fayrenheit) … Show the world your Face. (Fayce) … Wanna be Famous? (Faymous) … Faygrance, by Fay.

Fay Marshall carves a Halloween Jack-O-Lantern for a Trick-Or-Treat prank!

Captain Petey’s Halloween Ettiquite… Trick-Or-Treating Do’s and Dont’s

This week Fay Marshall shares with us some very juicy apartment gossip about her neighbor across the hall, Muriel the Hoarder. She carves a special Jack-O-Lantern pumpkin to leave as a message that the bitch needs to clean up her act! Happy Halloween!

Hey #Dexter crew at #Showtime … for future reference, we DO NOT use front plates in Florida.

Dear Dark Diary - Entry Oct. 28 2011

Today is October 28th, and this is the first vLog installment of poser Goth/Emo Kid, Damien Darkshadow (Douglas Shannon Flowers) the 17 year old teenage grandson of Fay Marshall.

October 28th, 2011 Dear Dark Diary…

A Word From Fay - Volume 5

And now it’s time for a word from Fay.

"Boo."

Please tune in this Sunday for another full length episode of the Fay Marshall Show.

Unnatural Pirate Phrases - Volume 1

And now it’s time for Unnatural Pirate Phrases with Captain Petey the Terribly Polite…

"Set course for Bed, Bath and Beyond! I need to pick up 1000 thread count Egyptian Cotton Designer bed sheets for me bed chamber!"

This has been Unnatural Pirate Phrases with Captain Petey the Terribly Polite…

A Word From Fay - Volume 4

And now it’s time for a word from Fay. Please tune in this Sunday for another full length episode of the Fay Marshall Show.

Love is like an onion. And you peel away layer after stinky layer until you’re just weeping over the sink.
30 Rock